Lab Report — Feb 25th
Yesterday was awful and great at the same time. I mean the “Wizard” was the highlight of the day WITH EASE! This guy couldn’t stop handing out losers. I faded him to start the day just to see what would happen, tailed him on the second game (he goes about 50%) and then stayed away from the third to gauge how bad this fraud is.
I mean woof that is just brutal. 3 rat line traps. Two 20 point games and a close game… YUCK. #FadeTheWizard is in full effect. Today he has the Golden Gophers -4.5 and I actually like the pick… Which completely scares me. But I am going with a little bit smaller card today given last nights full results (Report Card: C-), also looking to get into the NBA TopShot game today…
CBB (+1.5 SR) — Since Rebrand
Michigan -4.5 (-110)(2.2u) — I was told this is a square pick. I don’t care. This Big Blue team is sick.
Ohio St. @ Michigan St. o145 (-110)(1.1u) — I am testing an over/under theory again tonight. I am convinced weekend overs are a thing, and mid-week unders are the move… We will see what day the “weekend” starts.
NBA (-2.8 SR)
Last night was going to be great if the Pacers could have pulled out the dub…
Magic @ Nets o229 (-110)(1.1u) — I don’t care who the Nets are playing, they may cover the number themselves.
Nets -8.5 (-110)(1.1u) — The Nets are an absolute wagon that I will be riding into the sunset.
1Q Nuggets -2.5 (-105)(1.05u) — The Nuggs are a quick start team and then they like to blow the lead.
NHL (-4.5u SR)
After starting undefeated in the Chel, we are here now…
Panthers ML + Preds ML + Jets ML = (+505)(1u) — The Panthers sniped me so hard yesterday, surely they can’t b2b nights right?
COMBO PARLAY
Gophers ML + Nets ML + Nuggs ML + Panthers ML + Isles +1.5 + Jets +1.5 = (+771)(1u)
I say I’m taking it light on the board tonight, but I put in two parlay plays… I am an absolute degenerate… Who strictly gambles responsibly.
FULL CARD:
