HIATUS IS DONE. Lab Report — March 10th
“Is the Hiatus finally officially over?!?!” — The people who are avid Lab Report readers.
We are back. Not like Texas, we are actually back. Sticking to the bread and butter. Lots of energy, lots of focus. I feel refreshed (Other than the fact that I have acquired the Rona through a super spreader, whomst I know). But yeah I am basically the Bill Gates of NBA Top Shot now, I have the Rona, have to wear a mask inside my home, and am absolutely cracked at COD rn.
Everything is adding up to me being in the prime of my career. Right now is the time I am entering my prime, and it is time to start proving it. The Wizard is still a fraud and I am absolutely done publicizing his dust picks. HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIVE BLOG!!!! Literally as I was typing that last sentence the fraud called me!!!!! He says what is the very most you can play on a game today? I say $50. This guy says anyway you can bump that up? While this is happening I am having deja vu from the Ohio St. $2000 day, and then he sneaks in, “We are going to need another payment from you.”
That was the very moment I hung up. Story is over. The guy wants to make my units for me, has picks that are rats and WANTS ME TO PAY MORE MONEY TO YOU?!? I was just using that ass wipe for content. That ship has sailed.
CBB (0–0 SH) — SH = Since Hiatus
Marquette vs. Georgetahn o144.5 (1.1u) — I don’t even know why I like this number. It’s the Big East Tourney in Madison Square. Nothing matches.
K-State vs. TCU o126.5 (1.1u) — This number is so low. These two teams stink, but 65–62 doesn’t seem hard to do. That is actually my final score prediction.
Penn. St. -6.5 (1.1u) — Nebraska is garbage. They want their season to be done tonight.
NBA (0–0 SH)
Spurs +4 (1.1u) — I was flipping back and forth on this. I was thinking, “Oh, Luka’s first game back from the All-Star break, he’s refreshed and ready to go for the second half.” Then I thought about the robots that are the San Antonio Spurs, hence the pick.
NHL (0–0 SH)
VGK ML (-112) — Fk the Wild.
COMBO PARLAY (0–0 SH)
Since we rebranded to Since Hiatus on the record, a combo parlay will have its’ own record.
Xavier ML + Providence ML + Canucks +1.5 = (+187)(1u)
“Get hot, stay hot, huh kid.” — Some baseball coach around the globe at this very moment. Little did he know he was talking to me as well. Thanks Coach.
