Gambling Hiatus — Day 1 — The “Wizard”

Jacob Allen
3 min readMar 1, 2021

Folks… It is long overdue for a hiatus. We are in the early stages of day 1 and I can’t lie, I want to bet the board. However, I am absolutely in a box. A box that is duck taped, no air holes and completely submerged in water. You want to know how I got here? Look no further than yesterday’s Lab Report. This “Wizard” guy has negative brain cells left. I am convinced this guy is the biggest fraud in all of gambling.

Yesterday, he tried to get me to throw $2000 on Ohio St. -3. My units are $10. He originally asked me how much I would be willing to throw on a bet yesterday, and I said $50 (Responsibly maxing out at 5u plays). He practically laughs in my face (over the phone) and says you gotta get that up to $2000… If you didn’t know… Ohio St. lost, and this clown who said he was going to make me $1000 before the tournament is officially down $2050 if I were an idiot sheep to listen to this fraud.

Now today…

“A huge play for us.” Buddy go fuck yourself and your big plays.

CLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! I guarantee this game goes under. That is besides the point to a man who is on his hiatus. THIS WAS THE FIRST TEXT AFTER HE TOLD ME OVER THE PHONE TO TAKE A $2000 UNIT BET!? He didn’t even have the nerve to say, “I am a mistake. My life is a disappointment. I am a clown. Fade me.” Nothing. He gives out another shit pick to wake me up.

This is the exact reason I am on a Sabbatical. “The very same Tess.” — Booger. I just want to track this lunatics picks from a birds eye view. I am done with this guy, but if I can read this guy like a book, we are printing money off this guy.

Hiatus Goals

  1. Track the “Wizards” picks.
  2. Get the mind right.
  3. Watch basketball without a betting mindset.
  4. Make it at least 3 days.
  5. Pray to the good Lord that I come back refreshed with a lot of focus, and a lot of energy.

If anyone has had previous, positive experience coming back from a Hiatus please pass those tips along quietly and swiftly. If anyone would like to find the “Wizard” for me to pass along an in-person message please hop in my DM’s.

Gif from giphy.

AMC to the moon.

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